Character: Loretta Barlow

  • Age: 29
  • Occupation: none
  • Relation to the victim: wife
  • Possible motive: she only married him for the money and power. She would be pissed if she discovered she is not in his will.
  • Personality traits: very stupid, mostly wants the money. She thought she was manipulating Edwin into marrying her so she could have the inheritance (but she was too dumb to notice Edwin was using her all along and she is not getting anything)
  • Mannerisms: she opens her mouth a lot when speaking. Sometimes she will be eating a bubble-gum and popping it while talk too, which is gross. Also moves her arms a lot while talking. Won’t use her hands for anything because “her nails would break”. Loretta is also a fake name, so she will sometimes not answer when called that, because she is not entirely used to it
  • Physical appearance: blond, slightly shorter than average, skinny. Has undergone multiple aesthetic surgeries (face, breasts, butt). Her proportions resemble one of those cartoon fanservice girls. Uses the biggest heels there are, and very tight clothes, usually dresses with very low neckline
  • Hobbies: shopping clothes, going to the hairdresser, doing her manicure, etc. She likes spending a lot of money on anything that will make her look more attractive
  • Suspicious behaviours: she seems to change topics easily, specially when its something about her
  • Health: healthy
  • Speech: she talks a lot, mostly about non important stuff. Her voice is high-pitched and annoying. She will make everything about herself, but always without revealing compromising info. She will tell people so many useless info that they will get confused about what the purpose of the chat even was, and nothing useful can be gotten from her
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Interview

Q: What is your relationship with the deceased?
A: He was -sobs- my husband.

Q: What are you doing at the station?
A: They arrested me!

Q: For what reason?
A: They think I’m high! This is outrageous!!

Q: Where were you when they took you in?
A: I was here!! I came down to the police station because… I got a call! Yes, someone called my housemaid and she told me… Edwin had died -sobs-.

Q: Why didn’t they call you directly?
A: They called the house… my housemaid was there… She… oh! Yeah, she woke me up. I think.

Q: Were at the house this whole evening? / Where were you today?
A: Yes, yes, I was at the house. There’s this new dress I wanted to buy, you know? Edwin - oh! my poor husband - he said he was going to buy it for me -sobs-.

Q: Were you looking at the dress online?
A: Wow I… I can’t remember! Isn’t that funny?

Q: Does it happen a lot not remembering things or having to be woken up?
A: Mmm who knows? My cousin told me I should start losing weight… you think I look fat?

Q: Are you sure you haven’t taken anything/any drugs?
A: I haven’t taken any drugzz!! Why does nobody believe me!

Q: Have you eaten or drunk anything that didn’t feel right?
A: Mmm not that I can remember, no. Oh I miss my husband so much -cries-, who’s gonna get me out of prison now? cries harder

Q: Can you tell me if anything felt amiss with your husband today?
A: He… I don’t think I saw him at all today. Oh no! What if he was out buying me that dress and someone robbed the shop and killed him? Do you think that could happen?

Q: What can you tell me about Edwin’s ex-wife?
A: She was an ugly woman. That’s for sure. That’s why Edwin married me instead, I’m much more beautiful.

Q: Can you tell me about her relationship with Edwin?
A: Don’t worry about that, darling. They don’t have a relationship anymore!

Q: What about Edwin’s children?
A: Those brats? They probably think they can get Edwin’s money just because “they share blood” or something. They are leeches!!

Q: What is your daily routine?
A: I like shopping cute dresses! Do you like the one I’m wearing now? I bought it last week.

Q: Do you buy them online or physically roam through the shops?
A: I’m… not sure! Haha, I just want them and then they appear in my closet! Isn’t that such a weird coincidence?

Q: Can you tell me what are the pills for?
A: Oh, those? Aren’t those just like… vitamins or something?

Q: When did you start taking them?
A: A couple weeks ago, I think? I’ve also started making those green smoothies everyone recommends, have you tried those?

Q: Do you feel different? / Have you noticed any changes? / Do you feel strange?
A: I guess I feel a bit tired… No way! Do you think I could be pregnant!? I heard they get very tired. I am too pretty to get fat like that -sobs-.

Q: Who suggested you take these pills?
A: Mmm… the doctor, probably. Isn’t that their job? I heard the daughter of the cousin of the husband of my housemaid wanted to study medicine. She is too pretty for that nonsense. What a waste of youth and beauty!

Q: So the doctor provided you with the pills?
A: I think so, yeah. Wanna know something interesting? When I came here, they refused to tell me how my husband died! Isn’t that ridiculous? I am his wife, I have the right to know what happened!

Q: How many pills have you taken?
A: Every day? Mmm, let’s see… -counting with fingers- around four or five, I think. Edwin usually leaves them by my night stand every morning when he wakes up and every night before going to sleep. Isn’t he so adorable? The best husband ever.

Q: So around two every morning and evening?
A: Something like that, it’s not like I pay a lot of attention. Look at my nails! I had a woman come into my house to paint them, and they are fabulous! They match my bag.